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Dear Mila Kunis,
Today is the day that you were created from your mother's dust and transformed into a breathing organism from which the living soul lies beneath the dirt. jk, they only have snow in Russia. I don't believe in spending money on virtual gifts so ( here's your gift )
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| After the night, I fall in love with the light. |
[01 Aug 2006|02:56pm] |
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Okay, so yesterday's update didn't really count. It was more a placeholder. But let me expand on it: I am in love with The Office. Everything about it. Mila made me watch an episode of it called "Diversity Day" and I immediately went and bought both seasons and I watched the entire series all weekend and now we both can't get enough of it. Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Phyllis/Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration, Michael/Himself, they're all brilliant. My original (and still my number one) tv love is House and I feel like a betrayer by placing it on the backburner, but I heard a quote from one of the producers about experimenting more with House/Cameron (ew), so I'm not feeling too guilty. House has great quotes, but The Office actually has ones you can use in everyday chat. Like say you have a friend named Pam, and she's acting bitchy? Stop PamMSing. Or you know a fat person named Kevin and you're giving out awards? Who's going to give Kevin an award, Dunkin Donuts?
I'm playing Penny Pingleton in a film version of Hairspray and according to various blogs, this is a travesty. Maybe so. Maybe so. But come on - John Travolta, Billy Crystal, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Queen Latifah are billed, so it really can't be too awful. Queen Latifah is awesome so long as she's not headlining a movie. However, I must say that I'm a little scared of meeting John Travolta. $cientology and the such. I don't affiliate myself with any religion, so I'm sure I'm probably considered an easy target. Another project in production right now is another Generic Amanda Bynes Comedy called Sydney White and the Seven Dorks. You can probably guess the plot. Who am I to complain, having a mediocre movie career is better than being blacklisted for making American Psycho 2.
I think I've been spending way too much time by myself. Taking midnight drives and listening to Rubber Soul over and over. You know, a lot of teenagers and young adults these days think they're too modern and hip to listen to the Beatles but the absolute truth is, they were mega popular and are considered revolutionaries for a reason. Overrated my ass. I hate hearing kids who worship Fall Out Boy or Panic! at the Disco rag on the Beatles. It's almost offensive to the Beatles to say that FOB and PaTD wouldn't be around unless the Beatles came first, but it's true about 99% of bands these days. And they're so beyond things like "Love Me Do" and "I Want to Hold Your Hand" - you have to get into the LSD years. And then you're ready for solo John Lennon and after Plastic Ono Band, you're ready to progress onto solo George Harrison. You're always ready for solo Paul McCartney and you're never ready for solo Ringo Starr (my favorite anyways). I listen to bands like Xiu Xiu and The Fiery Furnaces - two really amazing bands - but I still wonder why music has to be so complicated these days. I love listening to music where I have no idea what any of the musicians look like. Sometimes not having a face to match the voice and instrumentation with just makes it more personal. You know you're shallow if the first thing you do when you hear a song you like is google image search the band instead of find somewhere to pirate mp3s. Of course, I'm saying this right after I creamed over Sondre Lerche a couple of entries ago so I'm a huge hypocrite and ew, I hate preaching and I hate this half-assed entry but I'm not going to go back and rewrite it into some entry filled with my hopes, aspirations, and dreams now.
PS Jess, guess where I got to go.
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[31 Jul 2006|11:09pm] |
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Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
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| Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. |
[11 Jul 2006|03:50am] |
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Bet you thought I was dead. Not quite. Just lazier than a 14 year-old Fall Out Boy fan. I'm reading my friends list and everyone is always waxing poetic about their relationships and old memories and flies on the wall. Which sucks for me since I'm trying to get a hold on what I'm supposed to update about and I hate getting mushy and serious in a somewhat public forum. My serious side is way too hardcore for the average being. Applications for a chance to experience it are open to all people named Steven San, this total babe I met outside Belle Visage yesterday. No, he's not Asian or gay. It was the second or third time I'd seen him in the street and I just had to say something to him. Anyways, my serious side involves marriage proposals, hot sex, and romantic walks hand-in-hand down Mulholland until I step out and he gives me a literal shove back into my place. I know Jess shares these same aspirations with me, especially the latter.
I think my dream guy is Sondre Lerche. What a charmer. He makes me want to go all Ingrid Bergman-chic or something. Not only does he perform at Barnes & Nobles', he recently confessed on his website that got beat up in school for wearing A-Ha shirts. I wish they would make "Modern Nature" into a movie, because I would play the pinecone to his pine tree. His big, firm pine tree. That was the dumbest thing I've ever said in my entire life. Which reminds me... the other night I was at Wal-Mart. Well, the other middle of night... I love going to Wal-Mart at like 1 AM. There are no brats running around the toy section so I can pick out a new 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle in peace. I was also out buying condoms for Mila because Jess and I finally convinced her that the pull out method does not always work, especially considering how fertile Culkins are bound to be. There are like ten of them, right? Anyways, mailing the sperm-shielders to Thailand had better not cost me a fortune.
LJ tells me I have been writing this post since 1:53 AM. I'm so pathetic. Oh yeah, my aim is chipmunk bynes, inspired by ohnotheydidnt.
And a quick PS: I dare you to try and figure out how to change your colors. It took me like five years to find the page.
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[28 Jun 2006|01:00am] |
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My show got cancelled so I got bored 'n' shit.
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